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First-Time Comic Layla Designs Dildos for Living in Azerbaijan

Kill Tony · KILL TONY #774 - JOE DEROSA + MIKE FINOIA · June 30, 2026
First-Time Comic Layla Designs Dildos for Living in Azerbaijan
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KILL TONY #774 - JOE DEROSA + MIKE FINOIA
"I sketch them. The new one that are going to be made. It's actually easier to design fantasy dildos. Like, you don't have to see any, like, dicks or anything. You just fantasize about them because you haven't seen them in a long time."
Comedian Layla from Azerbaijan revealed she designs dildos professionally after starting standup one year ago to copy her ex-boyfriend comedian. She has designed approximately 20 dildos and sketches fantasy designs without reference to actual anatomy. The panel praised her vulnerability and genuine stage presence despite the shocking career revelation.

About this episode

Host Tony Hinchcliffe welcomed first-time panelists Mike Finnoia and returning guest Joe DeRosa for a bucket-heavy episode featuring comedians who drove extreme distances to perform. The show yielded multiple breakout performances and shocking revelations. Aaron Heltz from Baton Rouge won the golden ticket after two exceptional minutes including a controversial take that trans pornography is mathematically the straightest porn based on gender percentages, delivered in his signature wholesome style despite being a firefighter with edgy material. Louisiana comedian Brock White Lions admitted on air to drinking while driving and throwing his beer out when police pulled him over, revealing a pending DUI case and past burglaries. New regular Pat O'Neill delivered what Hinchcliffe called the greatest Hitler joke in 20 years of comedy, a 4/20 reference that earned massive laughs. First-timer Layla from Azerbaijan revealed she professionally designs dildos and has created approximately 20 fantasy designs. The episode featured an unusual number of long-distance bucket pulls including two comedians from El Paso and multiple from Louisiana who drove 8-plus hours. Regular Dedrick Flynn discussed receiving automatic slingshots from fans and joked about shooting people. Mickey Genoese from Cleveland participated in the show's Kiss Me segment getting his first Texas kiss. Other notable moments included Adam Lucky returning after a year sober from kratom addiction and living with his mother 90 minutes away while working as an Uber Eats driver to afford seeing his daughter.

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