Aaron Heltz Claims Trans Porn Is Straightest Porn Based on Percentages
"Regular porn's 50/50. You get a woman and a man, that's 50/50, but with trans porn, you can play with those percentages. 60/40. You get a fucking trans woman, regular woman, 75%. That's a lot of woman."
About this episode
Host Tony Hinchcliffe welcomed first-time panelists Mike Finnoia and returning guest Joe DeRosa for a bucket-heavy episode featuring comedians who drove extreme distances to perform. The show yielded multiple breakout performances and shocking revelations. Aaron Heltz from Baton Rouge won the golden ticket after two exceptional minutes including a controversial take that trans pornography is mathematically the straightest porn based on gender percentages, delivered in his signature wholesome style despite being a firefighter with edgy material. Louisiana comedian Brock White Lions admitted on air to drinking while driving and throwing his beer out when police pulled him over, revealing a pending DUI case and past burglaries. New regular Pat O'Neill delivered what Hinchcliffe called the greatest Hitler joke in 20 years of comedy, a 4/20 reference that earned massive laughs. First-timer Layla from Azerbaijan revealed she professionally designs dildos and has created approximately 20 fantasy designs. The episode featured an unusual number of long-distance bucket pulls including two comedians from El Paso and multiple from Louisiana who drove 8-plus hours. Regular Dedrick Flynn discussed receiving automatic slingshots from fans and joked about shooting people. Mickey Genoese from Cleveland participated in the show's Kiss Me segment getting his first Texas kiss. Other notable moments included Adam Lucky returning after a year sober from kratom addiction and living with his mother 90 minutes away while working as an Uber Eats driver to afford seeing his daughter.
Key takeaways
- Aaron Heltz won the golden ticket after claiming trans porn is mathematically straightest porn based on gender percentages delivered in wholesome firefighter style.
- Brock White Lions admitted drinking while driving and throwing beer when pulled over by police with pending DUI case scheduled June 13th.
- Pat O'Neill delivered Hitler 4/20 smoking joke that Hinchcliffe called greatest Hitler joke he heard in 20 years of comedy.
- First-timer Layla from Azerbaijan revealed she professionally designs dildos and has created approximately 20 fantasy dildo designs.
- Multiple comedians drove 8-plus hours including two from El Paso and several from Louisiana creating unusual long-distance bucket pull night.
- Dedrick Flynn discussed receiving automatic slingshot gifts from fans and joked about shooting people in neck with them.
- Mickey Genoese from Cleveland participated in Kiss Me segment receiving first Texas kiss from audience volunteer named Steph.