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Comedian Credits Sobriety After Nine Months Clean From Kratom Addiction He Calls Gas Station Heroin

Kill Tony · KILL TONY #774 · June 30, 2026
Comedian Credits Sobriety After Nine Months Clean From Kratom Addiction He Calls Gas Station Heroin
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KILL TONY #774
"Don't do Kratom. It fucking hurts. I was doing the capsule. They have like synthetic, like they take the shit out of it that makes you high. The powder is bad, but it's not like life ruining. But then they have these pills you can take that it's just like they call it gas station heroin because that's what it is."
Adam Lucky revealed he has been sober for nine months after struggling with kratom addiction, specifically the synthetic capsule form he describes as gas station heroin. He credits his improved comedy to getting clean, joking that his life has gotten awful but his stand-up has gotten much better.

About this episode

Host Tony Hinchcliffe and panelists Joe DeRosa and first-time guest Mike Finnoia presided over a remarkable episode of Kill Tony featuring an unusually high concentration of long-distance bucket pulls and standout performances. The November 13th and 14th Las Vegas shows at MGM Dolby Live were announced with presale code KILL26. The episode's biggest story was Aaron Heltz, a Baton Rouge firefighter who drove eight hours and delivered multiple minutes of stunning stand-up material, earning the golden ticket. Hinchcliffe called it some of the best misdirection comedy he'd seen and compared Heltz's clean delivery of edgy material to Joe Rogan. Brock White Lions from Lafayette made shocking confessions about burglary attempts and drinking while driving before his pending DUI case. Adam Lucky discussed nine months of sobriety from kratom addiction he calls gas station heroin, crediting his recovery for improved comedy despite personal hardships. Regular Pat O'Neill closed the show with material Hinchcliffe declared the best Hitler joke in 20 years of comedy. The episode also featured Otis Hicks from El Paso with tight crowd work, Mickey Genoese from Cleveland earning his first Texas kiss, and Azerbaijan native Layla revealing her profession as a dildo designer. Multiple comedians disclosed eight-to-nineteen-hour drives to perform, with Hinchcliffe noting the correlation between drive time and performance quality. The show highlighted the intense dedication of bucket pull comedians and the explosive potential when preparation meets opportunity.

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