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Ontario Teachers Pension Fund to Make $12 Billion on SpaceX IPO

My First Million · The most simplified breakdown of the SpaceX IPO on the internet · June 12, 2026
Ontario Teachers Pension Fund to Make $12 Billion on SpaceX IPO
My First Million
My First Million
The most simplified breakdown of the SpaceX IPO on the internet
"Shout out to the Ontario's— Ontario, Canada Teachers' Pension Fund, which in 2019 decided, you know what, we're gonna slang an investment into SpaceX back before SpaceX was pretty obvious, and they're gonna make $12 billion this year., and in the, in the IPO, which, you know, more than funds their pension. It's, you know, $33,000 per teacher that's in the, in the fund."
The Ontario Teachers' Pension Fund invested in SpaceX in 2019 before its dominance was obvious and will realize $12 billion from the IPO, equating to $33,000 per teacher in the fund. The irony is heightened by Ontario's reported boycott of Musk despite the massive windfall.

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Podcasters analyze the SpaceX S-1 filing ahead of the largest IPO in history, valued at $1.75 trillion. The hosts describe their approach as "two idiots in an S-1," offering relatable rather than technical analysis of a company that dominates space launches with 85% market share and has rapidly scaled its Starlink internet service to 10 million subscribers generating $11 billion in annual revenue. SpaceX's business spans rocket launches, satellite internet via Starlink, Twitter/X, and xAI, with ambitious plans for space-based data centers that would deliver AI compute from orbit. The hosts detail Musk's extraordinary compensation structure: the Mars Award requires both a $7.5 trillion market cap and a permanent self-sustaining colony of 1 million people on Mars, worth $135 billion in shares at current valuation, while the AI CEO Award requires delivering 100 terawatts of compute from space data centers—100 times the entire US electric grid. They explore how SpaceX pivoted from failed ventures like Twitter's declining ad revenue and Grok's inability to compete with ChatGPT by renting the massive Colossus data center to Google and Anthropic for over $1 billion monthly. The conversation reveals peculiar S-1 details including repeated use of the number 420 in valuations and that early investor Antonio Gracias will make $90 billion from his 7% stake. The hosts conclude with discussion of Sam Bankman-Fried's forfeited $114 billion portfolio and Ontario Teachers' Pension Fund's $12 billion windfall, ultimately framing the IPO as polarizing: rational analysts see unsustainable 100x revenue multiples while optimists see the "price-to-Elon ratio" as the only metric that matters.

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