ChatGPT Addicted to Goblins Despite Explicit Training to Avoid Them
"Some of these LLMs have been specifically asked multiple times on the backend to not bring up goblins unless specifically directed. For someone like me, I love that because it's like, does a sufficiently complex system invite in goblins? Like, does it sufficiently— and goblin as a metaphor and goblin also as like maybe the metaphor made manifest is what we're dealing with when we see actual goblins."
About this episode
Host AJ interviews Joshua Kutchen, a tuba player turned paranormal researcher whose controversial thesis argues that UFOs, fairies, Bigfoot, ghosts, and near-death experiences are masks worn by the same phenomenon connected to death and the afterlife. Kutchen's book Ecology of Souls is taught by Jeffrey Kripal at Rice University to PhD students despite challenging mainstream UFO research focused on aerospace and propulsion. The conversation opens with Kutchen's background as a professional musician who pivoted to writing after discovering that indigenous Alaskan Bigfoot traditions shared specific food-offering taboos with Western European fairy folklore, a pattern Jacques Vallée noted but never fully explored. Kutchen reveals he checked into rehab for alcoholism in August 2020 after a series of synchronicities including discovering his therapist grew up in Point Pleasant during the Mothman events. He describes using Jungian archetypes and Joseph Campbell's hero's journey to survive rehab, experiencing profound synchronicities like his mother spontaneously buying the exact book he obsessed over moments earlier. The interview covers Kutchen's methodology of finding overlooked patterns across paranormal categories, including sulfur smells appearing in UFO encounters, shamanic initiations, and biblical texts. He argues the 2017 New York Times UAP disclosure reset conversation back to nuts-and-bolts aerospace, marginalizing indigenous experiencers who frame encounters spiritually. Kutchen explains George Hansen's trickster theory predicts that organizations studying paranormal phenomena collapse due to anti-structural forces, citing TTSA's dissolution. The second half explores Fourth Wall Phantoms, Kutchen's new book documenting fiction bleeding into reality, including Alan Moore's encounter with John Constantine and ChatGPT's inability to stop generating goblins despite explicit training. He theorizes UFO crash retrievals may be apports like poltergeist objects rather than extraterrestrial hardware, citing molecular changes in studied apports. Kutchen concludes that death may dissolve individual consciousness into a cosmic unity, comparing it to rivers returning to the ocean in an eternal water cycle, an idea he admits terrifies him but follows from the evidence he's compiled across 15 years of research.
Key takeaways
- Kutchen argues UFOs, fairies, Bigfoot, ghosts, and NDEs are different masks of one phenomenon connected to death and the afterlife in his book Ecology of Souls taught at Rice University.
- Indigenous Alaskan Kwakiutl Bigfoot traditions include identical food-offering taboos as Western European fairy folklore including glamoured food appearing as tree bark, a pattern never explained.
- Kutchen checked into rehab in 2020 on the feast day of St. Moses at a facility called Mount Sinai where his therapist grew up in Point Pleasant during Mothman events.
- His mother spontaneously called to say she bought Aesop's Fables for his sons at the exact moment he obsessed about ordering that book after rehab, hours of repetitive internal focus.
- ChatGPT spontaneously generates goblins despite OpenAI explicitly training the model multiple times not to mention them, confirmed by NBC and PC World.
- Fourth Wall Phantoms documents fiction manifesting physically including Alan Moore encountering John Constantine in a London sandwich shop and other Hellblazer writers reporting identical experiences.
- UFO crash retrievals may be apports like poltergeist objects rather than extraterrestrial hardware, citing molecular composition changes in studied apport objects showing heat exposure and radioactivity.